MODERN ON M IS A WELL MANAGED APARTMENT COMPLEX

MODERN ON M is a well-managed apartment complex.

By OSWALD  T.  BROWN

WASHINGTON,  D.C.,  June 23,  2021 — Here  are two reasons why I am making every effort that I can to not be evicted from my current apartment. I am a baseball fanatic, and aside from being just six blocks from Washington Nationals Stadium, MODERN ON M is a well-managed apartment complex and they routinely sponsor events such what’s indicated below.

Thanks to a donation I received from Progressive Liberal Party (PLP) leader Philip “Brave” Davis last Friday, today I was able to make a payment on the back rent that I owe and, hopefully, if I can make another payment before the end of the month and pay my July rent on time, I can avoid being evicted.

Since I long ago removed the words PRIDE and GROVELING from my lexicon, I am once again appealing to my “friends” in The Bahamas for assistance. My Royal Bank of Canada account number is: 05285-735-231-3. Hopefully, I shall be able to thank all of you in person, God willing, when I come to Nassau for the BANANA BOAT REUNION in December.
Check out this email that I received from my landlord earlier today: